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- The Sentient Nacho
INACTIVE Ingredients: cheez-wiz, corn chips, salsa
ACTIVE Ingredient: San Pedro cactus, skinned, diced
CURES:
Gravity, consensus reality, proper public urination habits
POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS:
Acid reflux literally talks back, never goes away, and endlessly pontificates on weather.
- Reasons to Become a Nun
Reason #1: If you marry God you get all his property when he dies.
